Black magic bunny.  Why won't the local Wiccans let Billy join them? His Disgrace and Greatest of Calamities Satan, Lord High Priest of Discord and Enemy of All Free Will, when asked about Billy's rejection, said, "No fucking way.  I got standards too, you know, and that goddamn rabbit is too weird for any coven".  He then sprayed the faces of worshipers with ice cold semen as they recited the Lord's Prayer backwards.  "That rodent should try the Unitarians", said the blood soaked Horned God while baring his buttocks to a line of bankers and politicians advancing toward him on their knees.    It just ain't fair. Well, phooey.  Nothing works.

  0 Perseus D Bunny.  I left out the winged sandals, the mirrored shield, the Cap of Invisibility, and the flying horse.  Those things are not realistic. The Iliad, Texas Style! To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles, they call empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace. My gladiator bunny has worked his way up to command of a legion.  The wolves don't care, they follow the Alpha, and as long as Flamma keeps them satiated with blood and gold that is just fine with them.   Flamma is consumed by ambition and is an extremely able and successful general.  The Emperor really should arrange an accident for this rabbit.  Bunnies just want to have fun. Odysseus has told Polyphemus, the Cyclops, that his name is NoMan.  That night, after eating several sailors and drinking wine, Polyphemus goes to sleep.  Odysseus and his remaining crew sharpen a po...

  Jesse James we understand, Has killed him many a man. He robbed the Union trains! But history does record, That Bob and Charlie Ford Have laid Jesse James in his grave It was on a Saturday night The stars were shining bright, When they robbed that Union train! And it was one of the Younger boys That gathered in the spoils, And carried that money away. In his small home unaware, A-straightening pictures there He thought he heard a noise- And as he turned his head Well, the bullet killed him dead. Fired by Bob Ford, one of the boys. Poor Jesse had a wife She lived a lady all her life! The children they were brave- But history does record That Bob and Charlie Ford, Have laid Jesse James in his grave. youtu.be/u8UyhYncH-Q Jesse James by Ry Cooder, from The Long Riders soundtrack.  1980.  Bob Ford was the dirty little coward that shot Mister Howard.  (The false name Jesse was living under).  In April 3, 1882, after eating breakfast, the Fords and James went into th...

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This story was told by Vsevolod Vishnevsky , During the worst of the Siege of Leningrad, an unnamed painter was so hungry that he killed and ate his beloved cat. Overcome with remorse, he tried to hang himself, but the rope snapped and he fell to the floor, breaking his hip. He froze to death in his apartment.  Leningrad was deliberately starved on Hitler's orders. It is thought 1.1 million died as a direct result of the siege. Statue picture of Count Ugoliino and His Children, Jean-Baptiste Carpeaux. 1865, Count Ugolino was imprisoned with his sons without food until he ate all of them. Thank god the story ain't true. 1. No Signs of Cannibalism Chemical analysis of Ugolino’s rib bones revealed traces of magnesium but no zinc , a definitive chemical signature showing that he had not consumed any meat (including human flesh) in the final months of his life . 2. He Lacked the Physical Ability to Eat Meat Ugolino was a man in his late 70s or early 80s when he was imprisone...