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Danny The Donkey

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 Danny the Donkey, first anatomically correct mascot. https://youtu.be/A6xs5H2jG7Q From the Netflix 2016 movie Mascots, d). Christopher Guest.  It was never a game, and if you don't realize that you've lost.    The Fluffy.   It ain't a party until Billy gets there.

Endgame

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I watched as Farley and Paulie spoke to some of the people out of my view.  Farley had laid his pistol on the chair and was eating Cheetos from the bag.  Paulie looked done in, these last few days must have been hell on him.  I picked up the gun and said, 'Hey, Farls'.  He turned and looked at the gun pointed at his heart and then at me.  'Is that the best you can do for a story'?  Paulie looked at us both and then grabbed the fox by the neck.  'When will they get here'?  He asked, and then tightened his grip.  Throwing the fox against a wall locker, he then said, 'I need to know.  Now'.  Farley was rubbing his throat and he tried to grin but the game was up.  'Just tell us', I said, 'and we can get this over with'.  The fox replied, 'Soon.  The spike that was extracted should be in military hands by now and this place is under complete blackout.  It's finished'.  Paulie slapped his head and it bounced off the loc

The Hunt Is What Matters

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 What a find for the day!  Billy drove into Corpus Christi and has been doing the thrift stores and antique places.  It's really nice out, so this rabbit has been making the most of it.  Here he has just found more jewelry that he will put in the box under the bed and forget about.  The important thing is to not allow anyone else to buy this, that would not be playing the game.  And screw that cat, you snooze you lose, Sparky!

Bear

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This is just rude.  https://www.instagram.com/sdavis.howdy/  

The Rabbit's Revenge

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 Billy was on a working party in the Corps and had to go to a warehouse at the Washington Navy Yard to pack up old guns to take and destroy.  Him and his friends smuggled 2 complete pre-war 1927A1 Thompson guns out of the place in buckets of paint.  Here he has just dug up his gun from under the flower bed and is confronting the welfare trash who let their pit bulls run loose. The gun story is true, but the confrontation didn't happen.  Billy just contented himself with killing the dogs.    Sometimes I really draw bad pictures.

Something Fishy from Super Circus Comics

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  Super Circus 2, March 1951   Hi Guys! Today I've got some odd anthro for you from the pages of Super Circus comics!  Super Circus is a pretty obscure comic.  It was put out by the equally obscure Cross Publications and ran for five issues in 1951 .  The comic itself was a spinoff of the Super Circus TV show , which was an early television hit that first debuted in 1949 . The Super Circus show was basically a weekly variety program featuring different live-action circus acts .  These were hosted by "Ringmaster" Claude Kirchner , who was backed up by showgirl Mary Hartline and a couple of clowns, Cliffy and Scampy . These four were the glue that held the show together for something like seven years . Even so, Super Circus was mostly about the acts themselves and while the show's stars did little comedy routines, there wasn't a lot of story material there.  That's probably the main reason why the comic didn't last very long.  Most issues fo

Werewolf, Baby!

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 Today we have a low key offering from that auteur and poetic soul Rob Zombie. https://youtu.be/QiVooTHS-gs But wait!   No Rob Zombie werewolf post is complete without-  Werewolf Women Of The SS! https://youtu.be/xynLdCh2Uss Let's all go to the lobby...  

Power Chord!

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 Link Wray Fred Lincoln Wray (May 2, 1929 – November 5, 2005) https://youtu.be/1UCnDaDwSmc    Like, too much, Baby!   Dear God Almighty, I misspelled 'Twang'.  Oh, well, 'Twawg' works just fine.  Deal with it.  

Uh...

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This guy drives around town dressed like this.  I waved at him today and yesterday and he waved back.  Little does he know who he's waving to... I will inform the others, this will not stand. Photo by C. D. Davis.  

Like Herding Cats!

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 Here a certain sulky bunny is thinking of his life and how useless it is.  He doesn't realize that he was put here for a purpose, and that time is not nigh.  Quit fucking up, rabbit, you have more friends than you deserve.

Fancy Bell And That Dang Dog Scout

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An Early Breakfast

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  Rikki-tikki smashed two eggs, and tumbled backward down the melon-bed with the third egg in his mouth, and scuttled to the verandah as hard as he could put foot to the ground. Teddy and his mother and father were there at early breakfast; but Rikki-tikki saw that they were not eating anything. They sat stone-still, and their faces were white. Nagaina was coiled up on the matting by Teddy's chair, within easy striking distance of Teddy's bare leg, and she was swaying to and fro singing a song of triumph. 'Son of the big man that killed Nag,' she hissed, 'stay still. I am not ready yet. Wait a little. Keep very still, all you three. If you move I strike, and if you do not move I strike. Oh, foolish people, who killed my Nag!' Teddy's eyes were fixed on his father, and all his father could do was to whisper, 'Sit still, Teddy. You mustn't move. Teddy, keep still.'Then Rikki-tikki came up and cried: 'Turn round, Nagaina; turn and fight!' &#

Greg The Enraged Demon

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Greg was trying to poke a kitten out from under a chair with a reversed sawed down shotgun in order to kill it, when it fired and blew his head off.  He never told me what the cat had done.  I doubt he liked to bring it up in conversation.  In order to achieve greater status in Hell, he needed a replacement.  Due to my instability, depression, bouts of rage, and grave errors in judgement, he thought I was ripe for suicide.  He tried for months but failed.  He did not realize that if I was going to off myself then he was a day late and a dollar short.  I am able to live with disappointment quite well.  The time for self destruction has long since passed.  Now I can just wait and nature will do it for me, and not that long a wait, neither. Hell does not suffer failure at all and I am afraid Greg is in for quite a time.  I haven't seen him around for a while.  He's a drag and a jerk.  Selfish, also. Someday I may have a bar.  It will be the Sign of the Laughing Ca

Looney Tunes Lobo!

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OK, guys, some background.  Lobo is an intergalactic bounty hunter of no morals at all but with one ethic, he keeps his word no matter what.  Extremely quirky and inventive, DC overexposed him and the series went under, although he still gets the occasional special and guest appearances.  This issue is a take on the roadrunner and coyote thing.  Oh, and Lobo killed his entire home planet just for fun so it is best to stay as far away from him as possible. I left out a page 'cause it bored me. Wile E. finds Lobo and they make a deal. But killing the RoadRunner is not as easy as it sounds. Oops!  Wile E. seems to have joined up with someone who is not Warner Brothers! Bonus! Lobo's tough, he's been killed many times but he always comes back.  But- No one kills Bugs. No one.