On my journey to enlightenment, I have come to the gates of Horn and Ivory.  The demons guarding them are absolutes, one Always lies, the other Always tells the truth.  As I arrive they are having a dispute.  It turns out that I may have to wait for admittance.  I will keep y'all updated as developments ensue.

     I always thought that I would make a great king or what have you.  Here one can see my rule degenerate into paranoia and cruelty.  As I order the execution of a blameless and loyal messenger, my Grand Vizier is making his move.  Although blessed with a full treasury, loyal subjects and awesome military power, my suspicion has allowed those of the unscrupulous persuasion to take advantage of my youth and inexperience to further their own nefarious plans.  This does not bode well for me or the Lapin Kingdom.      I will certainly end up hanging by my heels in front of some gas station.