Lola My Own Serenade to the Weirder Elements of Furry Fandom (No prize for guessing the tune) I went to a Con, there was no one I knew... Then a five foot rabbit plush loomed into view, It was Lola... L-o-l-a, Lola... A guy held her tight, it looked like she would squeak... He had bags 'neath his eyes, hadn't bathed in a week With his Lola... L-o-l-a, Lola... Lo-lo-lo Lola... So I shook Lola's paw, and asked 'How do you do?'" I was flat on my backside, next thing that I knew... The guy gave a shriek, like he'd had a great scare, He said, "'Back off freak, and don't mess with my hare!" "'My dear Lola..." Lola, L-o-l-a, Lola... Lo-lo-lo Lola... Well, the crowd was big, there was always a crush, But that weird pig just kept lugging the plush, And I wondered what had brought that guy that fate. He had a stuffed rabbit, not that much of a date... And the end, when it came was a horrible doom... When the TV Cameras barged into his...