Forbidden Fun
Tail-pulling is a practice that no amount of savage legal reprisals and
public disgust can eradicate. The adherents are part of an extensive
underground network of bars, clubs, and private homes that enable and
protect such behavior. There are also public meeting places, such as
parks and wooded areas where the more depraved can get an anonymous
tailjob from a stranger. F.T.F.'s, fluff transmitted fleas, are rampant
in this alternate lifestyle. Most enthusiasts refuse to use common
sense plastic bagging, as it blocks sensation or so they say!
If you know or have the slightest suspicion that someone is engaging in
this activity for God's sake report them to your nearest block monitor.
Look out for disheveled tails, carelessly arranged clothing, relaxed
demeanor and generally happy behavior, springy steps with a delighted
countenance are the dead giveaway. Joyful mannerisms are ipso-facto
proof of illegal activity. Accusation is conviction.
The penalties for not taking action are immense, and loyalty is only to be given unto society and government. Remember, inform on them before they inform on you.
Trust nobody.
The penalties for not taking action are immense, and loyalty is only to be given unto society and government. Remember, inform on them before they inform on you.
Trust nobody.
Big Bunny Is Watching You.
Only the grave can correct the hunchback.
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