Ha Ha Ha!

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Frederick Marryat (artist) / George Cruickshank (etcher), An Interesting scene, on board an East-Indiaman, showing the Effects of a heavy Lurch, after dinner. London: George Humphrey - (printer), November 9, 1818.
The sailor upper right by the gun is saying, "My precious eyes, Tom!!!  Here's a smash!!!!  - hold on my hearties -!!  hang on by yr eyelids"!  Case bottles of Madeira, priming horns, cannon swabs and roundshot are all ahoo, and the only thing in the cabin unaffected by the tilt is the free swinging liquor platform.  The gentleman being scalded with coffee has someone's pet bulldog freaking out and chewing on his leg.  The gunner Tom is drinking from a filched bottle of wine with great gusto and unconcern.  Rule Brittania!
Oh, and that short barrelled cannon is a carronade, aka a 'smasher'.  These were originally marketed for commercial ships, as they were much lighter and used far less powder.  They proved useful to the Royal Navy and Nelson had 2 on the Victory at Trafalgar, clearing the gun deck of the Bucentaure with one roundshot and a keg of 250 musket balls fired from each of the stubby 68 pounder guns through the French ship's rear windows.  This at one blow killed or wounded 200 of the 400 men on that deck.  From a range of 5 yards.
 

 Boo.

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