Mister Scribbles

While carnivores eat game and rabbits don't, that does not mean the Rabbit Nation wants these savages running around unchecked.  Rabbits regard the Hunting Peoples as uncouth barbarians, while the hunters think the vegetarian bunnies just that bit soft.  According to tradition both sides have sworn to abide by the terms and award the land rights to the victor of this match, and many oaths have been attested to the gods of both tribes.  I suspect that this champion wolf has a knife tucked into his tail somewhere, and I know the rabbit does.  I wish I could have sold tickets to this! This was a request from a person that would not be satisfied with what I gave him, that was the last time I drew something for someone I don't know.  People that ask for free art are all fucked up.

Circa 1982, I lived in a part of Dallas that was just all over sex crazed young people.  The local grocery was just the most incredible meat market, and marriage meant nothing to anyone but me, it seemed.  Fuck!  I missed out on so much fun.

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  10 days later...and here we are, marooned on a desert island somewhere in the south pacific. Let's rewind for a moment. So i was watching how epoxy resin Underwater model dioramas are created on YouTube some time ago, here's an image of what i'm talking about, I kind of got a little obsessed watching these dioramas being created and the process in the making, then i pondered the idea, ''can i replicate this kind of Diorama on paper? Well it did take many hours of figuring this little conundrum out. I started doing some Basic Sketch work or my usual reference storyboard, which is very chaotic but like the A-Team? ''the plan always come together''. Before i start any major detailed line hatch drawing, I'll set down on paper some pencil Reference Sketches, i'll use a single piece of A4 paper, an HB pencil only for these basic reference bullet points. These ideas are either sketched directly from the mindseye to paper or if there's a featu...

I have decided to switch gears and try to crack the children's illustrated book market.  I have re-drawn Billy so that he is a wonderful role model and genuine inspiration for all those kids who wish to make something of their lives.  He will become a free soul, happy and charismatic, instead of the neurotic, resentful, grudge holding, sexually deviant, alcohol and tobacco dependent violence prone scofflaw bunny that he is now.  I expect real interest from such luminaries as Highlights magazine and the Little Golden Books division of Random House.  No doubt Disney and others, like Sesame Street, will be eager to get on board with this terrific new children's icon.  Here is our proof of concept prototype for this excitingly adorable rabbit, which will certainly put Richard Scarry et al. in the ninth circle of Hell where they fucking well belong. Imagine the delight on your precious little angel's faces as they first dive into the Billy Bunny And His Pals Wacky L...

 Lola My Own Serenade to the Weirder Elements of Furry Fandom (No prize for guessing the tune) I went to a Con, there was no one I knew... Then a five foot rabbit plush loomed into view, It was Lola... L-o-l-a, Lola... A guy held her tight, it looked like she would squeak... He had bags 'neath his eyes, hadn't bathed in a week With his Lola... L-o-l-a, Lola... Lo-lo-lo Lola... So I shook Lola's paw, and asked 'How do you do?'" I was flat on my backside, next thing that I knew... The guy gave a shriek, like he'd had a great scare, He said, "'Back off freak, and don't mess with my hare!" "'My dear Lola..." Lola, L-o-l-a, Lola... Lo-lo-lo Lola... Well, the crowd was big, there was always a crush, But that weird pig just kept lugging the plush, And I wondered what had brought that guy that fate. He had a stuffed rabbit, not that much of a date... And the end, when it came was a horrible doom... When the TV Cameras barged into his...

John Constantine has to go to Hell to retrieve the daughter of a friend. John was trying to help his friend but as usual things have gotten out of hand, the girl has been taken below as insurance against Constantine's deceptions and treacheries.  Demons will torment anyone regardless of innocence or age, of course.  Finding the child is easy enough, the hard part is returning.  But John is a very powerful wizard, and he is feared as well as hated.  There have been many attempts to seize his soul, but if he cannot win by force he will trick his opponents, including the Lords of Hell.  When John finally dies he is in for a very hard time indeed. John Constantine, Hellblazer.  Vertigo Comics.  

There are tigers in Africa, of course, Andrew the Bee has proven that.  He and a certain truculent rabbit are engaged in exploring the Lake Regions, and if Billy has a history with some long memoried felines that is no reason to delay the trip.   Dammit, Billy, we have places to go and things to do! https://misterscribbles.blogspot.com/2020/01/jungle-comics-safari.html  

Kicking ass for the working class! https://youtu.be/9LbziknNpCE   Labor produces all wealth. One union, one label, one enemy.  

The soldiers he used to serve with were much tougher and stronger than he was.  Enhancement only works on natural aptitudes, and strength was not deemed important for his assignment.  His attribute was speed.  Billy always wanted to be strong and tall like the others, he worked hard trying to impress them.  Most of them were great, strapping cats and wolves, and there was a big panda who was quiet and professional.   Tonight they were lying flat under the stars, and most were dead.  Their Command Timberwolf looked very fierce as he glared in the direction of the attack, but his body was missing, not that the rabbit or anyone else was looking. The hidden Grasscutter© caught the platoon as they were starting to sprint for the attack.  Private Bunny was out front as point due to his tremendous speed and small stature.  There was no sound or light, just the bursts of protoplasm transformed at light speed into steam. Apparently someone had touched off ...

 Why didn't the Trojans burn that horse?  Because those whom the Gods would destroy, they first make mad.