Theeeeey're Obvious!
“Together with Pride” is coming to stores in May 2021 and will have rainbow-colored cereal hearts in the colors of the rainbow flag. And they’ll be covered in edible glitter".
"In one of the stranger stands against bullying in recent years, Kellogg’s has partnered with GLAAD to throw six of its cereals into one super homosexual box of breakfast. The cereal, which will be called a very un-catchy “All Together Cereal,” includes Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, Rice Krispies, Corn Flakes, Frosted Mini Wheats, and Raisin Bran. Each cereal's respective mascot will also be featured on the box. “We all belong together,”read a statement released by Kellogg's. “So for the first time in history, our famous mascots and cereals are offered exclusively together in the same box for All Together Cereal. It’s a symbol of acceptance no matter how you look, where you’re from or who you love.” Of course, the cereals will still be packaged separately within the box, which is a mixed metaphor in and of itself, but it’s probably for the best. Eating all of them at once sounds absolutely repulsive. Like all bizarre promotional items, All Together Cereal is a limited time opportunity, so if you feel really compelled to munch on gay cereal in the mornings, get it while you can. But, in what should be a nod to the fact that the LGBTQ community consistently makes less money than heterosexual folks but totally isn’t, it should be noted that a single purple box is going to set you back $19.99. Undoubtedly it’s to offset the cost of Kellogg’s oh-so-generous pledge of $50,000 to GLAAD. Alternatively, if you want some gay cereal and don’t want to dole out an insane price, just slap a new label on a box of Froot Loops, because come on, Kellogg’s. That one was right there".
Rachel Kiley, Pride Magazine Online. October 18, 2019.
According to the book What Were They Thinking? by Bruce Felton:
"When Kellogg's Frosted Rice was first introduced in 1977, it contained so much iron that consumers found they could pick it up and eat it with a magnet. After the problem was fixed, a company spokesman assured the Wall Street Journal that the new, improved - and demagnetized - version of the cereal could not be lifted with magnets 'unless they are very, very strong."
While the urine tax certainly helped Vespasian fund Rome’s imperial
coffers, some people were against the idea. Most famously, Vespasian’s
eldest son and future emperor Titus openly expressed his disgust. When Titus
complained about the tax to his father, Vespasian asked him to smell a
bunch of coins and tell him whether they smelled bad. When Titus replied in
the negative, his father quipped, “Yet it comes from urine.”
Money doesn’t stink.
Kellogg's just wants the money, and they don't care a thing about what are who you identify with. The best word for all this is 'transparent'.
"The Lego Group has unveiled “Everyone is Awesome,” its first LGBTQ-themed set, ahead of its launch during Pride Month. The set, which hits the Lego online store June 1, includes 11 monochrome figures, each with its own hairstyle and rainbow color. The set also includes black and brown colors “to represent the broad diversity of everyone within the LGBTQIA+ community,” as well as pale blue, white and pink representing the transgender community, and a purple drag queen figure, according to a description of the set from designer Matthew Ashton".
Gee...thanks mom, thanks dad. This is the best Christmas ever.
The alert reader will notice that straight Caucasians are not mentioned. I would love to force the Lego top brass to eat this toy, yes I would.
Bravo, Mr. Bunneh!
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