Cross Eyed With Pleasure!
My pet rabbit Billy, who has disappeared again, feels genuine pity
for anyone that isn't him. I told him to be here for chores today, and
he promised me he would. But it is a very nice day, and with the
beaches being crowded Billy no doubt started feeling sorry for people
who have nothing wonderful to stare at. I suspect he is wearing his
favorite clothing and jewelry, forbidden in public, and my wallet is
gone. There is also an empty box marked 'tail extensions' laying on the
floor in front of the full length mirror. I would lock him out tonight
but the last time I did so I found him unconscious draped over the
garage windowsill all bloody from broken glass and snoring like a
freight train. There was a car with a crumpled front end I didn't
recognize in my flower bed and I could see my neighbors talking to the
police while pointing at my house.
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