Jackalope Hunting Now Illegal In Texas?
Reuters - Due to the recent severe winter and ongoing drought, Texas
Senator William D. Bonny's controversial Jackalope Conservation Act has
passed the senate by a vote along partisan lines. The bill is headed
for Governor Abott's desk, although he has sworn to veto it. 'No family
should have to forego the Easter Jackalope dinner, so much a beloved
tradition in our great state'. The governor's remarks were made at the
annual To Protect And Serve awards ceremony in Uvalde. Mr. Abbot was
fortunately not hurt when a truck backfired some 2 blocks away and the
uniformed guests all rushed for the exits, injuring several children and
leaving the fairgrounds in 'a soiled condition'.
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