The Barring-gaffner of Bagnialto (or This Year's Masterpiece)
 The name of the planet where Trout's book took place was Bagnialto, and a
 "Barring-gaffner" there was a government official who spun a wheel of 
chance once a year. Citizens submitted works of art to the government, 
and these were given numbers, and then they were assigned cash values 
according to the Barring-gaffner's spins of the wheel. The viewpoint of 
character of the tale was not the Barring-gaffner, but a humble cobbler 
named Gooz. Gooz lived alone, and he painted a picture of his cat. It 
was the only picture he had ever painted. He took it to the 
Barring-gaffner, who numbered it and put it in a warehouse crammed with 
works of art. The painting by Gooz had an unprecedented gush of luck on 
the wheel. It became worth eighteen thousand lambos, the equivalent of 
one billion dollars on Earth. The Barring-gaffner awarded Gooz a check 
for that amount, most of which was taken back at once by the tax 
collector. The picture was given a place of honor in the National 
Gallery, and people lined up for miles for a chance to see a painting 
worth a billion dollars. There was also a huge bonfire of all the 
paintings and statues and books and so on which the wheel had said were 
worthless. And then it was discovered that the wheel was rigged, and the
 Barring-gaffner commited suicide. 
Painting by Helen Williams, from my collection.
Painting by Helen Williams, from my collection.

 
 
 
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