The Barring-gaffner of Bagnialto (or This Year's Masterpiece)
The name of the planet where Trout's book took place was Bagnialto, and a
"Barring-gaffner" there was a government official who spun a wheel of
chance once a year. Citizens submitted works of art to the government,
and these were given numbers, and then they were assigned cash values
according to the Barring-gaffner's spins of the wheel. The viewpoint of
character of the tale was not the Barring-gaffner, but a humble cobbler
named Gooz. Gooz lived alone, and he painted a picture of his cat. It
was the only picture he had ever painted. He took it to the
Barring-gaffner, who numbered it and put it in a warehouse crammed with
works of art. The painting by Gooz had an unprecedented gush of luck on
the wheel. It became worth eighteen thousand lambos, the equivalent of
one billion dollars on Earth. The Barring-gaffner awarded Gooz a check
for that amount, most of which was taken back at once by the tax
collector. The picture was given a place of honor in the National
Gallery, and people lined up for miles for a chance to see a painting
worth a billion dollars. There was also a huge bonfire of all the
paintings and statues and books and so on which the wheel had said were
worthless. And then it was discovered that the wheel was rigged, and the
Barring-gaffner commited suicide.
Painting by Helen Williams, from my collection.
Painting by Helen Williams, from my collection.
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