Some Long-Eared Classics
Perseus D Bunny. I left out the winged sandals, the mirrored shield, the Cap of Invisibility, and the flying horse. Those things are not realistic. The Iliad, Texas Style! To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles, they call empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace. My gladiator bunny has worked his way up to command of a legion. The wolves don't care, they follow the Alpha, and as long as Flamma keeps them satiated with blood and gold that is just fine with them. Flamma is consumed by ambition and is an extremely able and successful general. The Emperor really should arrange an accident for this rabbit. Bunnies just want to have fun. Odysseus has told Polyphemus, the Cyclops, that his name is NoMan. That night, after eating several sailors and drinking wine, Polyphemus goes to sleep. Odysseus and his remaining crew sharpen a pole in the fire ...