Pity Kitty
One
of the kittens I have been saddled with, silently pleading with me not
to have him killed before he has even tasted life. I am at my wit's end
what to do with these 5 most adorable white elephants I have ever had
dropped into my sorry ass resourceless lap.
I really screwed up in my past life, I should not have repudiated that Versailles treaty and then invaded Poland. Geez, Louise,...everyone makes mistakes!
Title suggested by Andibi, who actually owned some of these.
Achtung! Sad cat!
Don't blame me...anymore.
(Bonus Joke)!
Me: Hey, Andy!
Andibi: What is it now, Billy? I'm trying to draw.
Me: What did the German Shepherd say for himself at the Nuremberg Trials?
Andibi: You do know it's rabbit season, Billy. You do know that.
Me: You'll really like this one, Andy. The dog said, ... ha ha ha!... the dog said, - I vas only following odors!
Andibi: How do you load this thing?
No one appreciates how extremely witty I am.
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