Charon's Holiday





Hi.  I'm Billy.  I'll be your psychopomp today.  What's that?  No, he has the day off.  And that better be a silver dollar under your rotting tounge, Sparky, I don't work for free.  Oh, you want the man himself?  Time stops down here, enjoy the wait.  Swim if you want to, this ain't the Styx but the Gulf.  You don't want to so much as dip a toe in this, believe you me.
Because I fucked up when I was alive, that's why!  I've seen your record, pal, and you are in for quite the interesting time.  
Well, suit yourself.  I gotta bus accident to deal with.

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