That Goddamn Rabbit Is Never Allowed In Here Again. Ever!

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So, this bear walks into a bar, and goes up to the counter.  The bartender asks him, "What will it be, Mac"?
The bear replies, "I'll have a coke....and................a,...ummmmm...... .............er,.................................................a,............................................................. 
......... a, uh,..............................................rum".
The barkeep then says, "Hey,... why the long pause"?  And the bear replied, -
"Oh!  It's just my shirt sleeves that make 'em look that way".
 
I love this crowd! 

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